(Source: -theperfectmistake, via classicheart)
Crazy.Beautiful.Life.
This is who I am. Take me or leave me, love me or hate me. But no matter what, I'm not going to change myself for anyone. Accept it, or walk away.
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bopx:
i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.
this is my favourite picture on the internet
I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.
(Source: sollluxcaptor, via classicheart)
| Them: | Doesn't reply |
|---|---|
| Me: | I regret this |
| Me: | I regret everything |
| Me: | I regret my whole life |
| Me: | I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor |
(Source: femaleboner)
| Me: | okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up. |
|---|---|
| Me: | ooooh, when did that poster get there? |
| Me: | ugh, split ends. |
| Me: | why is the back of your head so attractive?! |
| Me: | HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER? |
| Me: | just act like you understand. |
| Me: | don't pick me, don't pick me... |
| Me: | so here's my number, so call me maybe. |
| Me: | DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING. |
| Me: | it's only been fifteen minutes? |
| Me: | I hate you all. |
| Me: | someone shoot me. |
(Source: kushandwizdom)
(Source: kushandwizdom)
(Source: femaleboner)
